you're not the music in me D:<

woopsie daisaaaay. this layout doesn't show the title.
anywayyyy, the title is "you're not the music in me D:<"
enjoy my post, heharh.

lolomgwtf.
that was so bad. :P
the title, that isss. xDD
no laah, i'm not in love, not in a relationship, not breaking up or whatever.
no, nein, nil. NOOO!

kay, since you have now understood what i said.. CONGRATULATIONS!
you just won an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF AIR!

- applause -

(:
Okay. What should I talk about today?
Hmmmn.

Aahh, yes, I have found a topic.
RELATIONSHIPS.

Okay, okay. Do not be offended on whatever I say, because this is a blog.
Bloggers talk stupid stuff, okay?
.. Bloggers like me.. Only. x:

Alrighty then.

Love.
Relationships.
Heart.
Presents, gifts.

.. mm, pears.

eew, my brother was about to stick his half-eaten lollipop into my nose, but failed.

OH, SRY. Back to topic.

Okay.
It's good to have a boyfriend/girlfriend/gayfriend/lesbianfriend/whatever..
BUUUT.
One thing that really sucks.

REJECTION, DUMPING, GETTING PREGNANT AND YOUR BOYFRIEND LEAVING YOU.

Nah, just kidding about the last part.. ._.
I have NEVER experienced this before, youngins.
Just a little conclusion from other friends, oki? oki.
And big brother, and cousins, and yaddayadda.
Sooooooo.

1. Rejection.
So.. what if you're really obsessed with one guy. For example. Okay?
You're so confident that he's gonna accept your feelings.
THEN. Either happens:
i. He has a girlfriend already.
ii. He just doesn't like you.
iii. .. He doesn't even know you at all. o_o

Or a 10% good side-
iv. he actually likes you back.

Hey, it's true! D;

OKI DOKI.

2. Dumping.
Ahhh, this word.
Many people in this world has faced this little teensy micro problem.
.. Well, boys get dumped by these reasons:
i. Their girlfriends found out that they're two-timing. (OHNOES)
ii. Just plain perverted.
iii. Abuses.
iv. I dunno. Probably 'cause they hate each other.

Girls;
i. They're too over-obsessive.
ii. They're too boring.
iii. They're too dumb/smart/whatever.
iv. Psychical appearance. Or just appearance.

Mm? True, ne?
But most of the dumpings happens..
When..

DUN DUN DUN.
RUMORS! Indeed.
Who knows? Maybe some guy wants you, and makes up a silly rumor about your boyfriend 做爱 with some other whore/bitch/slut/however you wanna call the girl.

WHO KNOWS??
Aiiii.
Shit, I dunno what to write now. D:

Ohh, yeah.
3. Getting pregnant and your boyfriend leaving you.

... Sorry, no help here.
He just wants your virginity or something.
Or he's just desperate to.. You know, 做爱.
Sucks to be you if this happens.
Urrrg.
Boys.. Never wanna use protection anymore. AHHAAHA JUST KIDDING.
But it's true, nevertheless. :X

Hahahah, kinda sick-minded post here. :)
Wait.. it IS!

So, if anything happens to you like the things in this post, don't be so kepo about your ex anymore.
Just move on. There's still many fish in the sea.

Lure them with your MANLINESS/WOMANLINESS POWEEEERR!!

Like.. GOGO POWER RANGERSSSSSSS


HELL YEAH!
And don't ask me for any advice anymore, jeepers.
I am not a damn love doctor.

And.. This is just a joke.
But it's probably at least 60% true, ne? NE???
say yes, mortal. D:


.. I hate getting things stuck in my braces.
LOL K BAI

<333

.. WHAT TIME IS IT!
timetostopblogging, JUST SHUT THE FUCK UPPP

.. Sorry.
I just really felt like saying that.
It's not supposed to be about you readers, okay? D;

-emo-
Oh, and there is nothing to do in school since many students are preparing for the concert.
(: goodybai. I still have to go to school though~ D;


OMGSTFUALREADY, JANE.

k bai :3