It's five a.m. here.

Which means, it's five p.m. back in Malaysia.


I can't fucking sleep, dammit!

Look, a snowman!

Would you be my friend?









B-boy is in my house right now.

I dunno what he's doing here, but.. well, my parents just brought him home. xD
My mom said something about no transportation or something.

No, they didn't kidnap him. xD
He's my cousin, btw.
I was playing with him with my brother's Gundams.
He loves it. But then, I was afraid that everything might crumble and break when he plays with it. D:

So, I asked my mom as a replacement. HAHAHA. She's been forced to play with him!
Gundams! Going BAM BAM BOOM BOOM and MUAHAHAHAHHA!

He kept on giving me the pink one, and he got the cooler looking one.
But, when my dark-pinkish one had cool transforming thingies, he wanted my pink one.
AHAHAHA LOSAAAR.

He's so fuh-nay. :D
But he's kinda like a pain the ass, though.
He doesn't like to listen to people.


Ah well. I have to go and entertain him again. AIH.


I'm going tomorrow! FUXYEAH! ;D

Freedom

That's what we need.








Updates next time, too lazy and slobbish atm.
I'm kinda done packing all my stuff for US.

Hokilly dokilly!

Jodi's bunny's name is Chubby. Haha, now I know.

Anne ze; You nuts ah? Malaysia got you don't steal also! I'll getcha something laah. (:
And, I'll get you a bunny oso. As soon as you come to my house, I can make on the spot and give you.


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I'm not going to school tomorrow. :D
Tomorrow is daddy's birthday.
I have to wear a dress. HAHAHAHHAA.
Don't even bother imagining Jane in a dress.
It'll make you puke your dinner. :]


Today, school. So boreeeeng; as usual.
Some teachers didn't come. Actually, most of the teachers.
The only teacher who was teaching was Mr. Chang.
My god lah. He caused drama among the boys again.
But, thank goodness it didn't affect the girls.


Drew bears, originated from Aiman - he wanted one, fat.
I drew one for myself and for Melody.
They're both brown. Mine is the screaming retarded one, Mel's is the quiet one. :D
My bear's name is Bourbon, Mel's is Paul Allen.

Bourbon is actually whiskey. COOL.
Paul Allen is a mixture of Mel's favorite skaterboarders. (:

Aiman's.. is pink. As in, the really pink pink.
And he called it Pussy.
First, he called it Pussy, then Dick, then Pussy again.

HAHAHHA PUSSY.


Going to have art class soon lahh.
Damn lay-zeeee.


Oh, and there's a poodle at my house now, her name is Vinus.
Don't go thinking sick, kay. hahah.

The owner, who is the person who helps us do something for our new house, wanted to get it preggers.

So she asked my parents whether her dog can mate with ours lah, since ours is the poodle breed also.

Then just now, damn funny. My virgin used-to-be-gay dog Chilli tried to mate with her, he attempted 4-6 times only he could succeed.

AHAHAHAHAHA. He was drooling all over the place.
Me and my mom were making funny jokes.


Okay lah, I need to pack my stuff.
I'll get ya'll stuff! :D

Requests;
Vivien wants jawbreakers.
Lilian wants Willie Wonka sweets, but I dunno which one. Lol.


They're paying me backkk. AHHHA.
:D

Jeebuz kaneebuz.

I'm so tired.
I dunno why.


Mel, awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww. :b


So today, drew bunnies.
Originated from:
.. Uhh, yesterday/day before yesterday.

I was drawing, then Mel said, "Oohooh! DRAW A BUNNY!"
Then I drew a shitty one with pencil. :D

Then today, I brought my markers to school. :D So funnn.

Thenthen, I took out the same paper from that day, due to not having any other paper to draw on.
I wanted to practice and dunno what the hell to draw, so Mel said I should draw her a bunny.

I drew one, outlined it and colored it with the markers.
Mel's bunny, Casey Taylor I, was born!
He looks nude, though. He's pink in color. And holding a carrot!

Then she used my glue to stick Casey Taylor I to her table.
After a while, it got stuck.
R.I.P. Casey Taylor I, dying from Tablephobia. ):

Drew Lilian's face. With purple and pink highlights on her hair.
hahahha.

Drew a bunny for Nicole, it's.. blue-ish purple. She requested to draw a watermelon with the bunny. Nicole loves watermelons, therefore, calling her bunny Water-puff. And is the only girl.

Drew another bunny, Casey Taylor II for Melody. She was still pretty sad on the death of Casey Taylor I. Casey Taylor II was an almost exact replica of Casey Taylor I.

Drew annnooother bunny for Azzira. A green one. With a mushroom umbrella.
Azzira's reaaaally picky yeah! She called it.. Fubbly Fadoodle! :b

Drew anooooooooooooooother bunny for Iman. It's yellow in color. And, it's obese. It is seen eating chocolate, with choco drool coming out of the mouth.
And wearing a T-Shirt saying I ♥ [carrot picture]. Iman called him Fatty.

Then, drew one for Selena. Hers was purple/violet, it looked reaaally dark. He has emo hair, and is seen listening to his iPod. Name is Starbucks.

Finally, drew one for Jodi. It's pretty plain, beige color holding a purpleish blue ice cream.
And pretty fat. Name is unknown. xD But all I know is it's a girl.



Mine is Statick! :D
He's a male. And he's awesome looking and can kill people with his pencil.
HOHO. 'Cause he's my creationnn.

He even has awesome radioactive goggles on his head.


Then everybody was so fascinated with my marker pens.


Wtf, it's raining again..


Uhh. Okay. I'm gonna take a bit of a nap.







HAHA BUNNIEEES.

Test?

Lol. New Copic markers! :D
Practicing with it. God, one Copic marker costs 9 ringgit maaaan.
But it's worth it.

It looks better original somehow. Scanning it in looks.. weird.

Drew this 5 mins ago.
Duration: 15 mins?

I don't really like this.
The point of posting that pic is for fun.
I think I exaggerated on the blood.

.. Uhh, let's just pretend that girl is wearing a Halloween costume, which includes a blindfold, horns, wings and bandages around her body, and she's eating KFC.
Then, when she wanted to pour tomato sauce for her chicken, she accidentally spill the tomato sauce on her whole costume cos she was blindfolded.

Budden, dunno why she's so happy about it.
Smiling like a retard with no teeth.


I don't wanna go to school! One more damn week, damnit!

YOWZAAAA.

Two durians dropped from the durian tree in my house! :D
One, dropped last week, was pretty small. There was a hole in it, cuz it was eaten by the squirrels.
wtf.

Then today, drop another one!
It's big/average-sized, and it's delish!

Even if I don't really eat durians cuz after you eat, you'd have that distinct durian taste in your mouth. I ate the durian at like, 4pm, and that damn taste is still there.

EUGH.
But it's sweet though. Home grown durians! Woo-hoo!

Last time, the durians were like damn shitty.
There were only VERY little, and one is about like, 2-3 inches then drop already.

But now, there's so many, and they're all so big!
I'll try to post pics asap. When I'm not exactly lazy.

And just now, my dad was opening the durian lah. Then his hand kena the spikes, then it started bleeding.
There was blood on part of the durian, and I went EUUUUUUUUGH.
But I ate the not-bloody-part of the durian. And the good part. ;D
Daddy's girl gets alot of privileges!

Even if daddy's girl likes to have a shitty temper and shout at people.



Heh, I'm too spoiled. Or spoilt? Which one ah? Spoiled/spoilt, whatever.
SHIT, tomorrow got school.

8 more days until US, bay-baaaaayh!








DURIANS!

Back from Genting.

Actually, I was back hours ago.
But whocares.

I was listening to Hitz.fm just now, and there's RickDees or something lah.
I think the costumes are for kids..

He says;
The top 5 Halloween costumes are:

5) [forgot about this]
4) Ariel from Little Mermaid
3) Hermione from Harry Potter
2) Sharpay Evans from High School Musical


And, now for number one.. *drumrolllll*


... HANNAH MONTANA!


I swear, I was about to puke that chicken pie out I ate this morning.



Shit, I just realized that I haven't shower yet.

Gosh. I'm getting pretty darn hungrayyyyy.

Hahaha. Awesome. I finally know how to blog from the damn iPod Touch. The keys are annoying though. So bloody small!

Anyways, now I'm at Genting. Dunno why my dad even brought me here. Must be cos he wants to gamble?
I'm supposed to watch some concert, but I don't wanna go. It's some popular chinese guy singer that apparently, I don't know.

I'm staying in some suite here, they said it's new. Dunno.

With my mom, my dad and uncle Joe's family.
There are two floors, the deco pretty nice! 3 rooms.

Aihhh. Thank goodness here got WiFi lah!
But not in the room. Some place near the lifts.
There is also a bar and an indoor swimming pool.
Pretty awesome.

And, even if he can't read this, thank you Ah Boy korkor for helping me jailbreak my iPod.
That makes me one happy idiot! :D


Finally, why do they call this place City of Entertainment?
My god, it's damn boring here lahkay!



Aut.

Ooh.

Looks like Yi Lynn made her blog public again.


I guess:
She bitched about moi on her blog, asked all the posse of hers to read it, deleted it, the put it into public.

"Hey, dude. You wanna jellybean?"

- Nicole Sim

Lol.
Finally, tomorrow, the exams will be finally-fucking-over.
WA. HAHA. HAHAHA.
-gigglesnort-

History and Geography.
All objective questions.

Do you know what that means, kids?!

TEMBAK! -pewpewpew-

Yo ho ho.

And a bottle of rum!


Okay, not ho, as in slut. Okay okay. Nevermind.

I'm confirmed going to Tenby next year. Woo-hoo. :D
I'm starting on January.


I hope I don't become a loner there, weih.

Or.. "Uhhhh.. hi.. my name is jasdasldmblkmblkmblkbm.."


P:

Oh yeah, and I think that uhh.. whatshisname? Oh, David Archuleta.
Yes. Methinks David Archuleta will become the next Jesse McCartney. .____o

.. Sorry, Melody. If this offends you. p:
He might not, he might.

Annyyyyways, there's this weird teacher who looks after our class most of the time during the exams.. and he's really blur looking one.
He's really accurate on the time we start and hand up our papers.

First day, he goes:

Time is almost up. 5 more seconds.. [after 5 seconds] ...NYEEEEET!


.. HAHAHAHHA WTF.
And then today, he said to U-Zen/whole class:

You know why am I so accurate or not? Cos I'm a Maths and Science teacher. If you do some experiment right, then you put too long.. then it will go BOOM!

LOL.
Seriously, what the heck. xD
That was damn funnay.

Hahaha, what an awkward teacher.

Mhm, so Mandarin was the last paper for today. Sze Yan was sitting beside me and stuffs.
We kept pointing middle fingers at each other. Damn stupit. D:

We had 2 fucking hours to complete.. and I only used up 30 minutes. lololololol.
Since I was facing the whiteboard, and sitting on Melody's place, I started scratching the black stuff on the board out. Then the blur teacher goes "You can stop now."

What?! Cannot scratch things off the board meh? I'm helping the class to be clean leh!
So when he went out and the female teacher comes in, who I think she looks like an egyptian, then I started scratching the black stuff out again.

SO FUN. :D
Okay, it's fun 'cause I had nothing to do.


OH. And, on the English paper, we had an hour to finish it. So I finished it in 15 mins. ahahha.
Then I slept. When I woke up, there was like.. a red splotch on my forehead.
Great lor, Jane. Sleep lah!
Too bad I didn't get to see it. Others saw, though. And they laughed.
I FEEL RETARDED AHHAHHA.


Then Azzira was being crazy. She says there is nobody in the family who has her laugh.
She created the genes herself.



LOL WTF?


Okay lah, enough.
I need to.. uhh.. play the computer.
I don't wanna study lah, malas lah!

O:

I just noticed.. something.
My dad had changed. O:
Not in personality, his personality still the same..
but..

He now likes Louie.
He usually despises cats like hell.
He used to give away all the cats we owned.
When he sees Louie, he'd be all happy.



2. Now my dad loves Korean food.

Wtf, seriously.
A 350-buck Korean dinner, for 3 people only, and he says it's totally worth it.



Dad, you're so weird. >____>

Shitake mushrooms.

I had my interview @ Tenby today with the principle.
His name was.. something Floyd.

I was fecking nervous and stuff! I was like shifting uncomfortably like as if I'm getting interviewed for work, damnit. :C

I saw the results:
English : 88%
Mathematics : 32%

...




Lol. My math rocks. ;D
At least I got more than 10%. Good enough lah, since the paper is like combined with form 2 and form 3 shit.

Pytho something. Errrk.

The headmaster dude said my english was no problemo, budden my maths.. eh.

I can go into Year 9, but I don't want to since I'm going to have a really hard time keeping up.

I don't even know what's that phyto.. whatever. Yeah, so I'm guessing I'm going Year 8. (:

I'm a dumbass, yes. Keep quiet. :D

He asked many questions, but lazy to type them here. Ugh.

The headmaster said I could move in after my trip from the USA. So, I'm guessing I won't be in KDU anymore.

Boohooo. ):
I'm gonna miss my friends and shtuffs.
But it all depends on the damn government.
If the government doesn't accept, then no choice, stay in KDU.
If accept, I go Tuhn-beee.

I'll still get chocolates for Melody, Nicole and Li Lian. Li Lian requested Willy Wonka. Haha. :D
I'll most likely get Willy Wonka for everybody.
Maybe all the people I know.
Maybe I'll just throw random chocolate around.
Oh wait.. I don't think there'll be school when I come back from USA.. o_______o;
What do I do? D;


Oh, and, next week is the final exam.
Woo-hoo. .____.
I'm currently not bothering about studying now, 'cause I just don't give a foodge. >:[




CHOCOLATE RAAAAAAIN.
^ Click to find what the hell am I talking about.

Today?

Okay lah.
Had my.. period this morning.
Therefore, cramping in school.
Cramping = no good at all.

My cramps aren't just the normal cramps, it's the cramp-till-you-actually-wanna-die cramps.
Not. Good.

I went to the nurse when Science almost finished, and nurse Lee wasn't there.
So there was this other nurse.
She gave me 2 panadols and tiger balm to rub on my belly.
Belly, yes, belly.

Then she allowed me to rest for an hour. So I missed Maths test. :D
Melody and Nicole said it was easy.

KH time, Azzira was being hyper.
Reaaaally hyper.
Hiperbola!




.. lol, lame. :D
Then after a while, she calmed down and back to Azzira.


Mandarin, aieee. Boring. Had to do oral test.
I had to make 5 sentences for a picture about winter.
So, okay lah. Easy.

Chuan Yi and his "gang", which includes Shaun Chin, is fucking annoying during Mandarin.

They're like teasing everybody, teasing Gavin.
I feel sorry for Gavin, even if he's retarded and stuff, but I feel sorry that he gets bullied by Chuan Yi and his "gang".

Fucking idiots.
I hope they get some sickness that makes them retarded when they get older. :D


Um yeah. So now, I'm drinking green tea, trying to soothe the effin cramps.


Cramps.

louie the curious.

My stupid cat, Louie, is just as retarded as I am. :D

My mom let Louie play with a plastic bag just now, and he played it lah.
Then after a while, he ran away.
He must've loved the sound, then got scared by it.

Then my mom started spinning the chair like crazy while Louie was on it, and his expression was like.. :O.
Then after a while of spinning, it fell off, and when he walked, it looked like as if he was drunk.

And now my mom is apologizing to him. LOL.
My mom is apologizing to the CAT. xD
"Sorry ah, Louie.. dizzy already ah.. sorry ah.."

It's.. damn farnee. xD




Curious cat to the rescue!

My life is going downhill.

Parents are fighting, brother left.
Crying everywhere. Screaming everywhere.

Dad left the house, no idea whether he's coming back.

I hope this is over really soon. :/
I hope everything gets back to normal.

And to make things worse, school starts again tomorrow.
Jeez, it just makes me feel like I wanna curl up in a ball and die.

I'm trying my best to keep my happy mood now.
And it's not really working.


Ugh, God, help me.

Oh, lawwwd.

I miss my brother, loads.
He just went to Japan. He's most likely boarding the plane right now. ):
Went to the airport with him just now, at 4pm.
My mom and my grandma, was crying.
Dad remained silent.
Mom was crying alot when we went back in the car.
I didn't cry, just felt sad laah.

I'll miss you, kor! Even if you can't read my blog whatsoever. :B
I'm gonna see him back in M'sia on December. So, ok lah. Not like he's gone FOREVER.

Oh, and just now when we were going to the airport, it was raining fucking heavily lah.
Then, my brother said: "God is crying now, since I'm leaving."

... I said, tch.

Ah well.



Oh, and for Tenby, my mom said I should start next year.
Since if I start now, it would be a waste of money, cuz she would have to pay for this really small semester.

The bad thing is, I would need to catch up. Ah well.

Eeeeeh, that's all lah. :/
Nothing to blog about now. I actually have tons to blog about, but now, too lazy, too tired, as always.