Friday, November 7, 2008

Tag.

Tagged by Amanda, once again, and I'm doing this cuz I'm fucking bored.



Ohoh, here's the art I promised to post. I'm going to pass this to Jane ze to fly it to Japan for the exhibition! Excellent! Oh, and I only like the wings on the girl. I screwed up pretty much everything else. urhurhuhrh
Especially the background. Ohgodlaweih.
Enough being noisy, here's the art-



Click to view it bigger.


Here's the tag, anyway.
Oh, and I'll post most of the definitions. For fun. I like to copy and paste.

RULES
Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answer to each question in the search box, then write the FIRST definition it gives you. (Original answers in brackets!)


i) Your name?

1. Jane 290 up, 96 down love ithate it

Someone who is very average in appearance and everything else, even though everyone wants to be her and thinks she is gorgeous. "Plain Jane"
Everyone else: "Jane, your pictures are so pretty, you are so going to be a model. Every night I pray to God that I'll wake up and look like you."
Dan: (sigh) "That girl's smile could brighten anyone's day!"

2. jane 230 up, 47 down love ithate it

short term name for marijuana...people who smoke pot often love Jane's

the name of the most beautiful woman in the world, other woman were so jelous of Jane's that they made up a term for Jane's calling them plain because it rhymed and made them feel better about themselves cause they were not names jane and they are ugly.

janes are always the girls with the sense of humor in any group

jane's can also be that girl that had a crush on you in high school but you never dated, then she shows up at the reunion lookin all hot and successfull, then you kick your self in the ass for not being nicer to her because now she is hot and wont give you the time of day.

jane's are better then everyone, and are usually associated with class and wealth and beauty

the hot girl next door that you grew up next too is always named, or should always be named jane
guy: "that jane aint no plain"
girl: "dammit i wish my name was jane."

dude: "hey man light the jane and pass it"
other dude: "man do i love smokin the jane"

The fuck? Smoking the Jane?

ii) Your age?

1. 13 363 up, 111 down love ithate it

A number commonly known for superstitious beliefs about it being unlucky. Originally it was a holy number, but somewhere along the way it was hijacked and portrayed as unlucky. Fear of this number is called triskaidekaphobia.

Hurhur, you have triskaid.. whatever.

iii) One of your friends?
I'll just pick Mel cuz she was the last one in my Shoutbox.


1.
Melody 147 up, 28 down love ithate it

The name of the most beautiful girl in the world.
Damn, that girl is a 10
Yea, she is a Melody

2. melody 57 up, 22 down love ithate it

1.A coherent succesion of single pitches.

-We percive the pitches of a melody in a relation to each other, in the same way we hear the words of a sentence-not singly but as an entire thought.-
Melodies can have diffrent ranges, movments, and shapes.

The melody in "Joy to the World" is conjunct.


Wow, Mel. O:

iv) What should you be doing?

1. exercise 63 up, 16 down love ithate it

various activities ranging from aerobic, wieght lifting, combined with a proper diet, lazy fat people would have nothing to complain about, granted they don't have a heart attack of some sort while complaining.

Don't break a sweat trying to read this wouldn't want you passing out before you exercise.

2. exercise 70 up, 32 down love ithate it

Doing shit in the gym.
The monkey was doing exercise in her cage.

I personally prefer the second one, but..

v) Favorite color?

1. light green 63 up, 6 down love ithate it

what you want your weed to look like
dude check out these nugs, this is some light green shit dog
want a gram of some light green?

Oh, hey, weed.

vi) Hometown?

Sekinchan isn't listed, so I'll put in Malaysia.

1. malaysia 574 up, 153 down love ithate it

The country where education is very highly politicised.Also a country where Malays are literaly spoonfed from their moment of their birth up to their deaths.Even if you are the no.1 student in Malaysia,you won't get a place in a public university of your choice if you are not a Malay.A Malay can beat you to the seat even if he's a freakin' retard.That is guaranteed.
Friendly?Yes.Non-racist?Not always so.
The universities of Malaysia are foul-ridden with hordes of lazy,incompetitive Malay students.

2. malaysia 425 up, 94 down love ithate it

two words,
"Constitutional discrimination"
...nuff said'
Racial Discrimination is ac culture in Malaysia


vii) Month of your birthday?

1. August 159 up, 46 down love ithate it

The eigth month of the year characterized by cookouts and swimming!
I love August, it has to be the best moth of the year!

3. August 60 up, 40 down love ithate it

That short German muscle guy that sits in the back of the bar who can drink everybody under the table.
Who's that guy in the back of the bar drinking from a stein? Oh, that's August! Speaking of him, that makes me feel like drinking. Let's tilt another down!

.. what?!

viii) Last person you talked to?
1. mom 1807 up, 519 down love ithate it

The woman who loves you unconditionally from birth, the one who puts her kids before herself and the one who you can always count on above everyone else.

Just telling her your problems makes you feel better because mom's always know how to make it all go away.

Even if you fight, know that she's just looking out for your best interests.
Where would you be without your mom?

3. mom 815 up, 312 down love ithate it

The constant flow of cash and ass whoopings until the age of 18.
Dude my mom kicked my ass when I blew snot all over her new dress.

.. hurhurhur. But I wouldn't blow snot all over her dress.

ix) What did you last eat?

CAUTION: ONLY READ THIS WHEN YOU'RE NOT EATING AND/OR NOT NEAR SOMEBODY AND/OR NOT HAVING AN INNOCENT MIND
Highlight to view, but only at your own risk.

1. Indian Food 8 up, 18 down love ithate it

When you tuck your erect penis between your legs and make it poke out just below your b-hole, the girl (or guy) sucks your dick while the partner's nose is suffocated in your b-hole. This way, she's tasting something good but smells like shit. Wa-la. Indian food.
Don't let the smell of Indian food fool you. It's filling.


I warned you. Now, you won't eat indian food anymore.

x) Your nickname?

Aww, no definition here. ):
But probably the most awesome nickname ever.

..loljk.



So anyway, I just came back from my cousin's wedding.
WTF MAN, ANTHONY AND BEN KOR GOT TALLER
GOSH DAMNIT
DAMNIT


FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUHCK
):
Anthony (kor)? is growing and almost my height.
Ben (kor)? is.. taller than me already.


NO SHIT SHERLOCK! MY GOD!
I can't boss over them anymore. ):
.... WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH.
So not fun anymore.

ohshit, i need to exercise.
fuck.



okay blog later.