Hello from Hatyai!

After the 10+ hour bus ride, my ass hurts, my back hurts, my head hurts, my eyes dry, my face oily.

So I'm here in the hotel, apparently the best hotel in Hatyai - Novotel. It's not so.. high classed, but it's alright.
Better than some shabby old hotel where old drunk people would come knocking at your door in the middle of the night.

So I just went shopping in Central.
Which is just beside our hotel.
Before shopping, we went to eat the famous Samurai burger, aka pork burger.
So delicious; can't get it in Malaysia, because it's halal (or non-halal? I never notice these things).

Went to the supermarket below Central to get Thailand's special stuff, like toothbrushes and toothpaste. :D
I know, I sound ridiculous, but the toothpaste here is really.. pretty.

And got the.. face blotter? I don't know what's it's called, but it's like a sheet and you blot it on your face to get the excess oil out.
And a couple of more stuff. My mom just dumped pretty much everything into the trolley.

Then after that, we went up to see baju baju. There's this shop, DeFry 01, which isn't that bad. More for youngsters.
Bought a shirt there, and bought another shirt at another shop.


My parents are going to go clubbing later with a few other geezers.
So I'm going to be left alone.
In the room.


Maybe I'll go pester my cousin.

We're going to eat japanese buffet later. Not sure whether it'll be good or not, but there are many varieties.
So.. sui bian lah.

And internet in this hotel costs 500 baht for 24 hours.
500 baht = 50 ringgit.

Anyway, I gotta go now. Eat dinner. :D

5 more days.

Until I get to see everyone again.


I miss everyone, like homg.
I feel like such a no-life now. :S

I also finished a book in less than a day.
I finished it in like.. what. 4 or 5 hours. I don't know.
It was "Remember Me?" by Sophie Kinsella. She wrote the Shopaholic books.

I felt like a nerd.


Anyway, I went to the book fair in KLCC/Convention Centre place.
It's seriously pretty fucking huge.

You can find like, many books in there.
Well yeah, obviously. It's a book fair.

They sold chinese, malay and english books. And there were.. tech stuff I guess. Printers, cameras, all that shit.


Then, I had cramps. Bad ones where you can break into cold sweat.
Which really suck. I always get cramps every month. :/
Ate medicine, and all that shit before my time of the month, and still. Cramps that can make you just curl up like a fetus and punch your own stomach.


Yes. It's quite bad.
So, at the book fair, I had to walk from the chinese department to the english. Because of my dad.

Kids under 18 and seniors over 60 get free admission, so people in between had to pay 2 bucks. :P

I didn't have to pay, and my dad too. My mom had to pay, so it was funny lah. We were all, HA-HA.

Then she was alll, :(

Since I had badass cramps, I just grabbed like, 6 books and begged my mom to go home.
6 books, for less than 150 bucks.

I have to say, that's a pretty good deal.
There was 50% off on most of the items, so that was pretty awesome too.


omgisoundlikesuchanerdnow.
I like book fairs. :D
I finished a book in 4 or 5 hours. :D



omg books books books books

It's time for..

..random facts you don't have to know, but you should know anyway in case you want to sound like a smartass!

According to research;

More than 50,000 Americans get injured by jewelry.
How in the world can you get injured by jewelry?
Okay, sure. There are sharp parts.. but how can you possibly jab your earring into your eye?

That, is self injury.

Famous billionaire, Howard Hughes, stored his own urine in large bottles.
Oh god.
That's just disgusting.
Does he think that his pee would cost a kazillion dollars when he dies?

I don't even know who Howard Hughes anyway. So, um. To the next fact.

Actor Mark Wahlberg has a third nipple.
Now, if only if he was a woman, he would have extra nutrition for his baby.

Adolf Hitler has only one testicle.
.. lol.

Gorilla gorilla gorilla is the scientific name for the animal, gorilla.
What a mouthful.



Um. Anyway.
That's all for today.
You learn something when you read my blog! Yay!

Also, happy puasa-ing. (:

I'm back from my.. deadness.

Also back from Thailand.

The hotel was.. alright. Four Seasons (Bangkok).
Wasn't that grand as expected. The grander ones are in Chiang Mai, or at the Golden Triangle somewhere else around Thailand.

The hotel was rated 4 and a half stars, according to my mother.

The room was great. We got upgraded to a suite for a thousand baht (around 100 ringgit).
It wasn't huge-ass huge. I'm afraid of huge rooms.

But yeah, service was good. Breakfast was great, if you were there for a day or two.
Because at the second or third day, you get sick of it, because it's the same thing.

The bad thing about staying in Four Seasons is, well. The shopping complexes are pretty far away.
And Thailand has really bad traffic jams, so that's bad too. So we just.. walk.

I also brought my DSLR to Thailand, but I didn't take any pictures. AT ALL.
Because there's nothing to take pictures of because because because we don't go sightseeing in Thailand.
I've been to Thailand many times, so everything there is.. normal, I guess.

I bought pretty much anything I saw.
:S

Soooo yeaaaaah.


Nothing much.
I'm also on hiatus now, trying to get off the computer more.
So, I'm gonna go to bed early. ;)

Good nighhht.

5am.

That was what time I woke up today.
Guess what time I slept?

I'm not sure myself.
Around 2 or 3am.

Congratulations Jane, you just screwed up your sleeping time.

Time.

Tick tock tick tock.


Dang, it just passes so damn fast.
It's been around a week, and my brother is already on the plane back to Japan.

Of course, before he left, I got beaten up.
It was shit. Hurt like crap.

It's 12:48PM right now, so I'm kinda tired and all.

Before my brother left, my dad cooked up delicious yummies, because my brother wasn't going to come back in like, I don't know. A year?

So.
Guess what he cooked?

I'm not gonna tell you. ;)
HAHAHA I SPOIL THE FUN.


Anywayyyy, I might be going to Paris/London/Scotland during the December holidays.
Gonna travel between the three places by a superfast underground train called Eurostar.

I've rode it before, and I remember taking snacks and stuff. P:

I don't know about the details for the trip yet, but it's sure gonna be awesome and extremely fabulous.
HAHAHHA. :B

Well, I gotta sleep now.
My dad's like, GO TO SLEEP SDSDKAMSDLKMSDLKMSD.


so goodnight c:

Golf.

Hnn.

Now I'm interested in golf.
It might be another 5-minute hot sport, like every other sport I play.

Since I'm such a fatass during the holidays, might as well go do something right?
So yeah; since my dad goes to the driving range to hit some balls (no pun intended) in Tropicana.
I decided to follow to try it out one day, and I got kinda interested.

Oh-hoho.

Bernard kor kor, who is my cousin, taught me the basics and tricks and all that. I was crappy at first lah.
But then a few tries and I got kinda used to it, so it was alright.

Today was the 4/5th time I played golf, and the furthest I hit was 70 meters.
Heeeey, 70 meters is considered good enough okaaaaaay.

And, golf makes me sweat, hahahahahaa.
So I don't have to run the treadmill because I'm fucking lazy lah.

In conclusion; golf is an interesting sport and it's interesting when you get the hang of it.
Fo'sho.

Also:

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MOMMY. (:
Jane loves you long time okay.



Updates on my life my holidays:

1. My brother came back from Japan.
2. I started playing golf.
3. Me and my mom's birthday.
4. I am lazy.
5. My brother is going back on Thursday. The house is gonna be quiet again. ):
6. I am also relieved that my brother is going back, because I won't have any bruises again.
7. I lost 2kg. FUCKYEAH.
8. There is still like, what, 3 weeks until school reopens. :(
9. I haven't bought my books yet.
10. I am pissed off because Streamyx isn't here. Crap service. FUCKING. CRAP. SERVICE. FUCKER. ... FUCK.
11. I can't believe that I'm watching Naruto on Cartoon Network and the dubs are shit bad.



12. I am so lazy, I don't feel like blogging anymore.

I'm gonna go beddybye.
Night!

Summer bummer.

I know right, what a stupid title.

But yes, summer is a bummer; because there is nothing to do.
I really hate it when I look forward to the holidays, then when the holidays come I want to go back to school.
Also, when you're super bored, time passes by fucking slow, and when you're having fun, time seems to fly like thunder.

It's so annoying. And we can't even ask God why or something, because he can't communicate with us.
Dang it.

I'm feeling quite alright now, because (finally), the Streamyx people are finally going to finally fucking fix the effing internet.
But I could only get a 1MPBS connection, because apparently, the 4MPBS connection has a bloody waiting list.

Japan has a 10MPBS connection.
Which is fucking fast.

You can download something that's 3 hours here in 15 minutes.
Seriously.

I don't know if you readers have a super fast ass internet, but if you do, I am going to haunt you in your sleep because I am jealous.

This Maxis broadband shit isn't helping me at all.

Anyway, since my brother came back from Japan, I have been getting fatter.
Because my dad's all, OH LET'S GO OUT AND EAT TONIGHT AND TODAY AND THIS AFTERNOON OK.
I have no choice but to go out, because if I don't my dad would nag.

So I'm all sfsdfsdfsfdsdfsfgtwlkrwlkemrlwemrlwmekr FAT.
My diet plans are ruined and stomped at and and and.
SOILED.

And if you're thinking that exercise and stuff is the right way of getting thinner, it's all very true.
But, I have ONE teensy tiny issue.


I don't like exercising.


BAM! And that's what you get if you combine Jane + treadmill.
Jane + treadmill = dead

So stressful. Urgh.


On a random side note:
I sleep at 3am now.
And I wake up at 11-1pm.

This is going to screw up my school sleeping time when school reopens. 8(

And, I don't really take pictures nowadays because I have nothing to take pictures of.
BOO ME. BOO BOO BOO.



ALSO.
I made a new friend! Yay!
Apparently, her name has many names.
She can be called Lilian, Michelle, or Chee Leng.
I just call her Lilian. :S

And what's weird is, there is a Lilian, Michelle and Chee Ling (with the exception of "i" there) in my linklist.
So I was kinda lost on which name to put, so I just put Lilian lah. Apa pun boleh.
She's a fan of Boys Over Flowers too. Which is cool.

Small world it is. :O


Anyway, I'm getting kinda tired already. It's only 11:50PM, which is bullshit early for me.
But I think it's because of the medicine I ate.
I have rashes on my arm. And it's effing itchy.
So goodnight.






.. goodnight.

No one wants to listen to bullshit.

Random post title - just typed in what I had in mind.
So, I haven't been blogging in. I don't know how many days.

But today I decided to blog, mainly because I am bored.

On the 1st of August, I turned 14.
Yay me. *celebration*

I didn't have a party with my friends or whatsoever.
Why? Because nowadays, I just don't feel like having parties or something.
So instead, my parents invited relatives. And asked them to bring food to my house.
Coincidentally, my brother came back from Japan for a visit, for around.. 2 weeks or something.

Potluck + birthday = very full until you feel like vomiting.
And it's great, because it's all homemade and yum.

Plus, I got presents. Oh me.
My mom ordered a Haagen Dazs cake, and it was hard.
Very, very hard.

So my aunt had to use a butcher knife to cut it.
It was delicious though; ice cream cake. (:


Then, blahblahblah.


I have nothing to post about now.
I feel ridiculous.
And tired.
And hungry.


Also, now I play golf at the driving range. To keep me occupied.
And I signed up for drum class.
And I still continue to have singing class on Thursday.

And, the rest, stay at home and laze around like an ass.

I am currently at my cousins' house, stealing their internet to pass time.
Because the Maxis USB broadband thing I use is pretty much useless.

Streamyx people said that they would install the WiFi shit in our house today, but they never came.
I would sue them if I were an adult with shit tons of money.

It's 9PM. I'm stuck here, using internet, with no food, and I haven't shower yet.
The fuck. I should've brought clothes.

And the air conditioning is bloody cold.
And when I switch it off, it's bloody hot.


What in the world am I supposed to do?
Solution: switch it off and on as pleased.

Also, my neck hurts.


This blog post is filled with whining and complaints.
I'm sorry.
But I think it's because I'm tired.